YOU ARE A MORON. HAVE A NICE DAY.
NOTE: Anyone can edit this page and add their words of wisdom. Just put it at the bottom of the last person who added something with (Name) Says with a level 2 headline. I make no promises of not removing shit.
Phratt is my favorite person on EM, you cannot compete with him.
Living in: Las Vegas
Real name: Louis
Favorite role on EM: Anything I can lead as :D
Least favorite role on EM: Anything that involves relying on other people or not getting shot. (Example: Cult, yakuza, third party.)
Favorite game: Left 4 Dead. I play on the 360, PC users have too big of fucking egos and suck at having fun.
Favorite Girl in Epic Mafia: Sindrix
I've known Phratt for almost two years now (online) so excuse all racist jokes I throw at him. They are at him and him alone, it's sort of our thing. Shiny is kind of right, I'm not really an asshole, just a troll. Unless you consider someone who tosses out jokes at other people's expense an asshole.
Doing his Wiki for him because he's a slacker and doesn't care about this shit.
Beltha (Does this clue you in on who is writing this?) is truly an amazing person. His whole "I'm-an-asshole-and-I-don't-give-a-shit" attitude is just for show (That's what I think). On the inside, he can be just as sensitive, so don't assume his behavior on Epic Mafia is really how he is. Suiciding for something to do is his trademark. And surprisingly (or based on what he's told me), he doesn't watch a lot of Anime despite his half-naked Female Anime avatars, also a trademark.
I am an avid /b/tard though i may deny it. I love the internets yet for some odd reason i lack the function to fap. Some think I'm a eunuch, but who cares! =]. I like long walks on the beach, and I usually kill phratt day one if I'm mafia.
Many people over the years have ask me for my opinion on belth. Over the years I have always gave the same response. "He is like a jaguar who mated with a rhino and then that rhino jaguar fought spiderman and a milkman caught on fire."
Is he that guy who had two throphies?
Didn't he have alot of points?
I heard his mere presence repaired anti-matter and revived Canadians.
Also bold is cool.
Oh damn he deleted his account.
Why am I even editing his page?
I've known this guy for almost as long as he's known Phratt. I've seen all his most embarassing moments such as that time he got banned from our forums, or the time he fe- Actually I probably shouldn't say that. Anyways, I know Belth better than some of my friends IRL, and he's a damn good mafia player if I've ever seen one.
And if you ever see Hakker again, tell him that he's a virgin for life.
Balth got me into EM ._. For that I thank him.
Doc doesn't save you from being Hooked. =)
- Belth digs the womens, a lot.
- He kicks without mercy.
- I'm pretty sure he stalks me.
- I stalk him on my days off.
- Belth is a unpredictable bastard.
Dark Ermac says
I've known Belth for, 2 years now?
He's pretty much become his own entity now.
And he likes Jigglypuff. Can't forget that.
- He's Italian
- It's obvious he's friendlier to the females, if you're a dude, sorry.
- I have a new tactic, I tend to shrink myself night one, and if one yak is still alive, shrink a random player. If there are 2 or no yaks remaining, then I will self shrink again.
- I RARELY disguise, since I suck so bad at it.
- Don't try to guise test me. Seriously, unless you know for a fact I know it, don't. I only remember important things. Everything else gets tossed out of my mind.
- I always kick, even if I haven't voted yet.
- I don't check my role if there is a yak/day start, meaning I won't know if I'm mafia that first day someone yakked.
- I don't stalk Skoffin, it's all lies.
BELTHY IS MINE - L0V3SPELLZ
Belth is mine. -Sindrix